35 INSANE Things You Should Never Say to a Man With a Small Penis

If a guy has a small dick, he knows he has a small dick and telling him as such is just cruel.
Actually, the fact that you never mention it will give him a boost of confidence, which is always good in the bedroom.
Here are the things you should never dare say to a man with a tiny dick.

1. Oh ............ Its so cute !
2. Please stop fingering me and come into me !
3. Oh ............ I am so sorry about your penis !
4. Oh ............ But you have such big
feet ............ And this is like this ?
5. Can we apply to the Guinness Book of
records ?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. Can I be honest with you?
8. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
9. Let me go get my tweezers.
10. This explains your big over compensating car.
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11. You must be a growing boy.
12. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

13. All right, a treasure hunt!
14. I didn't know they came that small.
15. Why is God punishing you?
16. At least this won't take long.
17. Let's just stick with your hand.
18. How interesting.
19. I never saw one like that before.
20. What do you call this?
21. But it still works right?
22. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
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23. It looks so unused.
24. Maybe its the lighting.
25. Let me know when you're done.
26. Aww, it's hiding.
27. Are you cold?
28. Is that an optical illusion?
29. Does this run in your family?
30. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
31. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
32. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
33. Do I hang my hat on it?
34. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
35. Don't hold back.
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